Speak Your Truth with Cheek and Charm
"Vet Bill Survivalist" Collection
Wear your financial resilience with pride.
If you’ve ever eaten instant noodles so your horse can have top-shelf supplements, or your heart has skipped a beat when your horse lies down for too long on a Sunday night— this shirt is your uniform.
The "Vet Bill Survivalist" tee isn't just clothing; it’s a badge of honour for those of us who work hard to keep our 500kg toddlers living in the luxury they demand.
Who Am I?
If you’re looking for a polished influencer who rides in white breeches and never sweats, you’ve come to the wrong website. I’m a 44-year-old mum chasing a human toddler and a herd of 500kg equine toddlers on a property in Queensland, Australia.
What is "Stable Glitter"?
You know that stuff you find in your car, your washing machine, your socks and your hair after a feed up? The non-horsey world calls it hay, shavings and dust. We call it Stable Glitter. It sticks to everything, it’s impossible to get rid of and it’s the sign of a life well-lived (and a bank account well-drained).
Why I started this:
I created this brand for the women like me. The "Vet Bill Survivalists." The women who eat 2-minute noodles for dinner because the horse needed special shoes. The women who know that "sanity" is a fluid concept when you’re trying to catch an Arabian in a 50-acre paddock.
I wanted gear that was comfortable enough to muck out in, durable enough to handle a fence snag and funny enough to make the feed bill sting a little less.
The Promise:
Everything here is designed in Australia and printed in Brisbane on quality cotton that breathes—because let's face it, the Australian summer is no joke and polyester is the enemy.
Thanks for stopping by, supporting a small Aussie business and enabling my horse addiction.
